This just hits the nail on the head - for both of us!

Remy:
"Oh, oh, that horse is going to run into me!"
"Why are they galopping behind me? Let's get outta here"
"Yikes, he's cutting me off, we'll have a collision!"


Birgit:
 "Oh, oh, Remy is spinning and I'll go flying"
"He's running away with me, I can't stop"
"Yikes, another 360 at full speed, broken bones here we come"

FB post from Uplifting

Both of us:

"Oh, we didn't die and we didn't break any bones - we actually are having a blast"